. . Ha! Ha! Ha!"
This puts her in class G 6 without further examination, and your
only hope of prolonging your life throughout the next two days
lies in the frequent and periodic administration of stimulants.
THE BACHELOR DINNER AND AFTER
That evening the groom gives for the best man and the ushers what
is known as a "bachelor dinner." It is his farewell to his men
friends as he passes out of the state of bachelorhood. The formal
passing out generally occurs toward the end of the dinner, and is
a quaint ceremony participated in by most of those present.
It is customary for the best man to wake up about noon of the
following day. You will not have the slightest idea as to where
you are or how you got there. You will be wearing your dress
trousers, your stiff or pleated bosom dress shirt, black socks
and pumps, and the coat of your pajamas. In one hand you will be
clutching a chrysanthemum. After a few minutes there will come a
low moan from the next bed. That is usually the groom, also in
evening dress with the exception that he has tried to put on the
trousers of your pajamas over his dress trousers. You then say,
"What happened?" to which he replies, "Oh, Judas." You wait
several minutes. In the next room you hear the sound of a shower
bath and some one whistling. The bath stops; the whistling
continues. The door then opens and there enters one of the
ushers. He is the usher who always "feels great" the next day
after the bachelor dinner.
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