It has
been found helpful by many brides to devise some sort of memory
system whereby certain names immediately suggest certain
responses, thus:
"Mr. Snodgrass--copy of "Highways and Byways in Old France"--c.
$6.50--"how do you do, Mr. Snodgrass, have you met my mother?"
"Mr. Brackett--Solid silver candlesticks--$68.50"--"hello, Bob,
you old peach. How about a kiss?"
The real festivities of a wedding start about three days before
the ceremony, with the arrival of the "wedding party," in which
party the most responsible position is that of best man. Let us
suppose that you are to be the best man at the Roe-Doe nuptials.
What are your duties?
In the first place, you must prepare yourself for the wedding by
a course of training extending for over a month or more prior to
the actual event. It should be your aim to work yourself into
such a condition that you can go for three nights without sleep,
talk for hours to the most impossibly stupid of young women, and
consume an unending amount of alcohol. You are then prepared for
the bachelor dinner, the bridal dinner, the bridesmaids, the
wedding, and the wedding reception.
DUTIES OF THE BEST MAN
Upon your arrival in the city where the wedding is to take place
you will be met by the bridegroom, who will take you to the home
of the bride where you are to stay. There you are met by the
bride's father. "This is my best man," says the groom.
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