"Thorne-Hoyt--figure of a man from Brooklyn pulling a thorn from
foot with expression on his face signifying "This hoits."
"Bullitt-Bartlett--bartlett pears full of small 22 or 33 calibre
bullets.
"Tweed-Ellis"--frosted cake in the shape of Ellis Island with a
solitary figure of a man in a nice fitting tweed suit.
"Gordon-Fuller"--two paper-mache figures--one representing a
young man full of Gordon gin, the other representing a young man
fuller.
"Hatch-Gillette"--figure of a chicken surprised at having hatched
a safety razor.
"Graves-Colgate"--figure of a man brushing his teeth in a
cemetery.
"Heinz-Fish"--57 assorted small fish tastily arranged on one
plate.
SELECTING THE BRIDAL PARTY
AS soon as the engagement has been announced it is the duty of
the prospective bride to select a maid-of-honor and eight or ten
bridesmaids, while the groom must choose his best man and ushers.
In making these selections it should be carefully borne in mind
that no wedding party is complete without the following:
1 bridesmaid who danced twice with the Prince of Wales.
2 Bridesmaids who never danced more than once with anybody.
1 bridesmaid who doesn't "Pet."
1 bridesmaid who was expelled from Miss Spence's.
1 bridesmaid who talks "Southern."
1 bridesmaid who met Douglas Fairbanks once.
1 bridesmaid who rowed on the crew at Wellesley.
1 usher who doesn't drink anything.
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