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Stewart, Donald Ogden, 1894-1980

"Perfect Behavior; a guide for ladies and gentlemen in all social crises"

These notes
should be kindly, sympathetic and tactful. The same note can be
written to all, provided there is no chance of their comparing
notes. The following is suggested:
"Dear Bob--
Bob, I want you to be the very first to know that I am engaged to
Richard Roe. I want you to like him, Bob, because he is a fine
fellow and I would rather have you like him than any one I know.
I feel that he and I shall be very happy together, and I want you
to be the first to know about it. Your friendship will always
remain one of the brightest things in my life, Bob, but, of
course, I probably won't be able to go to the Aiken dance with
you now. Please don't tell anybody about it yet. I shall never
forget the happy times you and I had together, Bob, and will you
please return those silly letters of mine. I am sending you
yours."

{illustration caption =
Nothing so completely betrays the "Cockney" as a faulty knowledge
of sporting terms. The young lady at the left has just returned
from the hunting field hand-in-hand with the dashing "lead," who
happens to be an eligible billionaire. Her hostess, the mother of
the sub-deb at the right, has greeted her by hissing, "S--o--o! I
see you've had a good day's hunting!" The use of this
unsportsmanlike expression--in stead of the correct "Hope you had
a good run," or "Where did you find?"--at once discloses the
hostess's mean origin and the young lady will almost certainly
never accept
another invitation to her house.


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