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Perfect Behavior by Donald Ogden Stewart
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PERFECT BEHAVIOR
BY DONALD OGDEN STEWART
A GUIDE FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IN ALL SOCIAL CRISES
Those who are not self-possessed obtrude and pain us.--EMERSON
PERFECT BEHAVIOR
A parody outline of etiquette by the
Author of "A Parody Outline of History"
The perfect gentleman is he who never unintentionally causes
pain.--OLD PROVERB
TO THE BRIDEGROOM WHOSE WEDDING WAS RUINED
BECAUSE THE BRIDE CAME DOWN THE AISLE
ON THE RIGHT INSTEAD OF THE LEFT
ARM OF HER FATHER
With Deepest Sympathy
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