Looking
out he saw his shepherd in much excitement and alarm. "Oh
master, master, there's a beast with two tails, one in front
and one behind, a-pullin' up the mangolds, and a-eatin' of
'em!" The farmer hurried to the spot and saw an African
elephant which had escaped during the night; he was
wondering how to proceed when two keepers appeared and the
strange beast was led quietly back to the town.
As chairman of our School Board I early recognized among the members
discoverers of mare's-nests, who lost no opportunity of exhibiting
their own importance by intruding such matters into the already
overflowing _agenda_, and my method of dealing with them was so
successful, though I believe not original, that it may be found useful
by those called upon to preside over any of the multitudinous councils
now in existence. Whenever the member produced his cherished
discovery--generally very shadowy as to detail--I proposed the
appointment of a subcommittee, consisting of him and his sympathizers,
to inquire into the matter, and report at the next Board meeting. In
this way I shunted the bother of the investigation of usually some
trifle or unsubstantiated opinion on to his own shoulders, so that,
when he realized the time and trouble involved, he became much less
interested, and we heard very little more of the subject.
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